Full Name: Erik Owen Johnson
Nicknames: Eirk, Erikie, Rico the Underworld Torpedo, Bic Scripto, Ellen Vaincriox
Date of Birth: The 22nd of October in 1975
Parents: Mark and Moira and Ed and Gail
Siblings: Zach and Leah and Nick and Ruby
Closest Friends: Anyone who's ever let me sleep on their couch. You know who y'all are.
Pets: Ghost Kittty, Stink, Stink's kittens, pet lichen.
Jobs: House painter, freelance Mac tech support, landscaping, repo-man, trucker, auto dealer, generalized ass-kicking.
Best Advice: given: It is best to not try to be timeless, but rather speak for the present. taken: Shut up!
Words or phrases you use too much: Oh my yes and every Simpsons line.
Sport or game in which you excel the most in: Pinball, living for free, couch surfing, Armored Core on Playstation
Coolest Experience: Dropping out of school and going on the road
Scariest Thing You've Ever Done: After Speech and Debate, I have no fear.
Fave Things To Do in summer: Travel, go to the nude beach, Winnipeg Folk Fest, fall in love
Fave thing to do in Winter: Travel to somewhere where it's summer.
Least Fave Thing I Have Ever Done: Every sucky thing I do makes a good story, so it's cool.
Character Traits You Look for in Friends: Twisted (in a good way), willing, large couch, fast car, winning smile
Special Skills or Talents: No shame, can drive anything with wheels, don't sunburn
Fave Bands: Moxy Fruvous, Rheostatics, Klezmatics, the Nields.
Fave Singers: ani difranco, Dar Williams, Nanci Griffith, Greg Brown, Beck, so many more.....
Fave Color: So very red.
Fave Food: Pizza in all it's myriad forms
Least Fave Food: Eggs.
Fave Vacation: Last four years
Fave Subject: Computer Arts (mostly Computer Literature)
Fave Movie: Contact
Fave Animal: Pigs
Fave T.V. Show: Simpsons, Pop-up Video, Antique Roadshow
Fave Day: Tomorrow
Fave Month: July
Fave Holidays: Festivus
Fave things to wear: Jeans and a T-shirt, boots, hat... or just naked
Biggest Regret: That I don't do enough I could regret.
Do you like.... stuff? No. I like data. Stuff is thick data that's too hard to move.