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The Warren Beatty Story


Erik "No Mousepad" Johnson

One upon a time, many years ago when I was in a minor midwestern college my friend [names changed to protect those who may not like world distribution of this story] ..uh, Gwen Stefani! Yeah Gwen and I were sitting around talking as we are oft to do and it just so happened that neither of us could remember the actor was who starred with Madonna in the lackluster film "Dick Tracy". Try as we might, neither of us could dredge up his name. Inexplicably, some time later Gwen Stefani and I were having sex. Now my mind is always working, even when I'm working on something else, and before I realized it I said "Warren Beatty!" Gwen stopped and said "What?" I said "You know, from the movie!" but it still took me the better part of ten minutes to explain why I was shouting out Warren Beatty's name while we were having sex.

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Wow, good story!